On Tuesday October 20th (or the week of), Glenn Beck was talking about the recent media allegations concerning Rush Limbaugh and the supposed things Rush said. Glenn the talked about things the media might say about him and suggested there be a contest for things said about Glenn. Here is my satirical entry. Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Breaking news (Front Page)
An insider has just informed major news groups about "Conservative" radio talk show host Glenn Becks obsessive abuse of ladybugs. "Glenn has an unstable mental attitude towards politicians and news organizations. Glenn orders ladybugs by the crate and uses the cute little garden dwellers to vent the frustration he feels." says the insider who wished to remain nameless for fear of "the wrath of Beck" on radio or TV.
The various news outlets were all given a photo copy of several invoices where upon inspection revealed a very horrible truth. Beginning after the 2009 inauguration of President Obama, Beck ordered not one but 5 cases of ladybugs, (remember how cute they are), delivered to his home. Sometime mid-summer Beck started to have cases delivered to his office.
"I was there when Glenn first started the bug squashing. He had a room constructed in a corner of the basement with two sets of doors (to keep the (cute) bugs inside, they were "free roam" for more "sport". Glenn is the only one with the key. After spending an easy day "lying" to the public, he would go to his "thinking place", get a leather mallet and go to town. He likes to imagine the face of politicians or news papers he doesn't like on each ladybug and squish it as hard as he can. I can assure you that the walls are no longer white".
When Glenn started to have the ladybugs delivered to his office he did not even try to hid them. He would bring them into the studio and release them one at a time. He would go through several bugs during particularly loud rants or "bad callers".
"During a long commercial break Glenn turned to his producer and said "This is fun...You want to try?"
Is Beck finally losing his mind? How long until he brings the ladybugs to his TV show? Only time will tell but this looks like the end for "The Glenn Beck show"
By Jason RowLee
Newark Ohio
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